Laziness is a state of mind.
Yes. You heard me.
It’s all in your frikkin’ mind.
Having been (and in many aspects continue to be) lazy, I can safely vouch to be a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on said topic.
Now don’t get defensive and hide behind the fact that your body refuses to support certain physical pursuits, viz., cleaning your room, dusting the house, loading the dishwasher, laundry rounds etc. (Disclaimer: Hold your horses! This doesn’t extend to those who are unable to do stuff due to unavoidable physical impairments)
But, in the end… Lazy is what lazy does!
Presenting *drumroll* – The Lazy Checklist! If you’re guilty of the below, know that you ARE a lazy a$$.
#1. The snooze button on your alarm is your best friend.
#2. You justify the need to not brush your teeth over the weekend
*Whine* Do I really need to brush my teeth? It’s the weekend!
#3. Pants on my day off?! I don’t think so!
#4. You create an alternate universe where all chores are completed magically – while you vegetate.
#5. You go grocery shopping with the intent of eating healthy and are so tired by the time you reach home – that you order a big a$$ pizza.
#6. You try to complete all tasks that require bending down in one go – to avoid bending down again.
#7. Your gym instructor thinks you’re a new member when you decide to drop in for a visit.
#8. Inhuman control over your bladder. Cause the alternative would include getting up!
#9. Living dangerously on the edge of deadlines by pushing all things till the very last minute – filing your tax returns, submissions and the like.
#10. You wish you could do telekinesis to move things kept beyond your hand span (water, soda, food, beer etc)
#11. Your laundry room looks like a war zone
#12. The further away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV
#13. Why make your bed when you’re gonna get right back in it – say in another 15 hours?!
#14. Screw the ‘Terms and Conditions’ just click Accept.
#15. When you’re too lazy to even “LIKE” this post and spread the love.
- Background image of the header: Matt Groening