Laziness is a state of mind.
Yes. You heard me.
It’s all in your frikkin’ mind.
Having been (and in many aspects continue to be) lazy, I can safely vouch to be a Subject Matter Expert (SME) on said topic.
Now don’t get defensive and hide behind the fact that your body refuses to support certain physical pursuits, viz., cleaning your room, dusting the house, loading the dishwasher, laundry rounds etc. (Disclaimer: Hold your horses! This doesn’t extend to those who are unable to do stuff due to unavoidable physical impairments)
But, in the end… Lazy is what lazy does!
Presenting *drumroll* – The Lazy Checklist! If you’re guilty of the below, know that you ARE a lazy a$$.
#1. The snooze button on your alarm is your best friend.
#2. You justify the need to not brush your teeth over the weekend
*Whine* Do I really need to brush my teeth? It’s the weekend!
#3. Pants on my day off?! I don’t think so!
#4. You create an alternate universe where all chores are completed magically – while you vegetate.
#5. You go grocery shopping with the intent of eating healthy and are so tired by the time you reach home – that you order a big a$$ pizza.
#6. You try to complete all tasks that require bending down in one go – to avoid bending down again.
#7. Your gym instructor thinks you’re a new member when you decide to drop in for a visit.
#8. Inhuman control over your bladder. Cause the alternative would include getting up!
#9. Living dangerously on the edge of deadlines by pushing all things till the very last minute – filing your tax returns, submissions and the like.
#10. You wish you could do telekinesis to move things kept beyond your hand span (water, soda, food, beer etc)
#11. Your laundry room looks like a war zone
#12. The further away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV
#13. Why make your bed when you’re gonna get right back in it – say in another 15 hours?!
#14. Screw the ‘Terms and Conditions’ just click Accept.
#15. When you’re too lazy to even “LIKE” this post and spread the love.
(If you managed to reach the end of the post – I’m impressed!!! 😉 )
In the meanwhile, lazy asses unite!!
Tomorrow..
xx, M
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Hi Megha,
Just dropping in from the Sunday Blog Hop. Thank you so much for linking up this post! It is HILARIOUS. Mostly because it’s so freaking true!
Hope to see you link up again next Sunday 🙂
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Hello Jenn!! I’m glad you enjoyed reading it! And I sure will! This is going to be my new THING now 😉 Thanks for giving us such a platform to share our posts!
A quick ques: can we post an old post as well or is it restricted to new ones??
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Check, check and check ! I swear if there was a world wide competition of ‘The most laziest’ person in the world, I ain’t bragging or nothing but I’d flat out win it. I ain’t lying. ASK ANYONE who knows me !! Like if I just started listing the amount of times my laziness got the best of me, this’d be a long ass comment
Anyways, I tell everyone, I’m not lazy, I’m just on power saving mode 😉
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Good Lord! I just found habit#16! Just so you know, you’re impressing the hell out of me *shaking head in wonder*
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Haha, you are too sweet Megha. I’ve a feeling we are gonna “Jam” just fine 😛 If ya know what I mean (Okay that was lame, but whatever 😛 Life is too short to not say lame things lol )
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Oh, I agree!! Case in point – my blog! It’s my free pass to lame comments/stories 😉 hahaha!
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This post made me smile…a lot. XD
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I’m glad it did!! For some real laughter read https://musingsbymegha.wordpress.com/2015/07/29/weight-management-for-the-shamelessly-optimistic/ when you get the time 🙂 I think you might like it!
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Too lazy for a good comment. So here’s this one: This rocks.
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Haha! I shall make do!
Thanks for the love 🙂
xx, m
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Hahahah ! I can relate to some and I can connect and pin Nitin to some ! But hands down … He conserves more energy than I do 😉 😉
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Oh … Correction, put a pin on most with Nitin’s name on it ! Not just some ! Hahaha
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‘Most’ being the operative word 😉
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Hahaha!!! Well I would imagine this to be a unisex post!! So go ahead and share it with Nitin!! I can’t wait to see his reaction…
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Check, check. Yeah. Unhm… OK, it’s official.
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Case closed. *Gavel striking the sounding block*
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I enjoyed reading it, but I was sure I was going to get to about number 7 and then find “meh…” 🙂
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Here’s a round of applause for finishing it!! *clap clap* You’ve amazed me with your perseverance. There might still be some hope left for you 😉 Jk!!
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Next step, run a marathon! Er… in a while.
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Baby steps, mon cher. Baby steps..
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